Some people cannot resist the urge to blink whenever you tell them to not blink. It's like ignoring gravity or something.
Here we have Riechter Von Sanchez, my mom, and the other son, Cree. Neither of my sons would have survived infancy if not for my mother. I was completely baby-ignorant back then, so she came and stayed with me for a month and taught me everything a new moron needs to know so as not to have authorities remove the child from your (my) custody.
Sometimes I wonder where all the time went, now that the kids are nearly adults. But then I remember the sleepless nights and spit-up stained clothes and raccoons tearing apart the trash to get at the poopy diapers and I smile that those days are gone forever.