Friday, March 5, 2010

How Do These Things Happen?


Sneaking Home Naked, 2006

Let's say that you went out with your friends one evening and you got really trashed at some bar along the riverfront and then suddenly (possibly magically) you're naked, but you do have a can of black spray paint in your possession. What do you do? I suppose it makes perfect sense to take breaks from the mad dashes between bushes and stop at a cement barrier to record your zany adventure!

6 comments:

H said...

That's hilarious! I love imagining the scenario you've created! Ha!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

H, I can't even tell you how long I made MK stand in front of that bit of graffiti and ponder the possibilities with me ;) The answer that makes the most sense is that it was a guy with a married woman (or married man, who knows) and he had to make a quick exit out a window. I mean, it's pretty difficult to lose ALL of your clothes, right? A single piece can be explained, but ALL of them? ;)

drollgirl said...

BAH! i am never "accidentally" naked. hahaha. nope. never. it is all plotted and planned when it happens. ahahhahaa

Heather Taylor said...

Oh wow! Definitely one of the best drunken stories ever!

gypsywee said...

That's what happened to me last night. SO glad I have a heated mattress pad.

Charlotte said...

if they were naked, where did they keep the can of spray paint?