Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Beyond the Catdoor
To keep the dog out of the cat box in the basement, we installed a catdoor. Perhaps a common sense approach and not so remarkable. But, the manner in which Pepe sneaks up on the catdoor, and then bursts through like he's traveling through time or dimensions, does make it hugely entertaining. I like to think that there's a parallel Cat Kingdom on the other side of that kitty portal, ruled by a foul-tempered (and foul-smelling) one-eared Tom, with intrigue and betrayal at every turn. I'm integrating this premise into my memoir because I need more filler.